Author:
Battaglini Carvett
The Email:
Indeed worthy to figure in the stables of the for them, i
came nearer to her. You filthy bitch! Goodby with a mumbled
word, a harsh handshake, and the meat cut like square dice,
and serve it to a strange countycountry i should sayaway
from.
My thoughts:
This passage is full of terrible emotion and suffering. I want to begin a short story with this piece of spam. You filthy bitch! The meat is cut like dice that are square...
Thursday, May 14, 2009
An almost legit comment with spam for some reason inside it
The author:
bioceeveada
The post:
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My thoughts:
This is amazing mostly because for some reason the spam author thought that the spam wouldn't be noticed if copious amounts of it were put in the middle of legit sentences... when you delete the spam that are links to other sites (no links are on this post to spare the innocent) it reads: "if i own my settings to secretively on photo scuttle does that means no one can see my pics? i’m anguished because i do have it fix to private but it says albums views 3 times?! what does that means? is it a safe orientation to cache all my pictures on? is there a more secure site?"
I'm baffled by the genius of this spammer... even his legit sentence doesn't work.
bioceeveada
The post:
if i own my settings to secretively on photo scuttle australian expose tennis 2006 dates cheap columnar list tennis table tennis organizations master tennis series tom gorman tennis does that means no one can see my pics? i’m anguished because i do tennis elbow brace diesel shoes tennis teen tennis camps chandlers landing yacht and tennis club wimbledon winners 2003 a apt competition donor have it fix to private but it says albums views 3 times?! what does that means? is it a safe orientation to cache all my pictures on? is there a more secure site?itf juniors table tennis chinatown maret safin basic coupled decree table tennis peter fleming furniture 2006 championship provender tennis
My thoughts:
This is amazing mostly because for some reason the spam author thought that the spam wouldn't be noticed if copious amounts of it were put in the middle of legit sentences... when you delete the spam that are links to other sites (no links are on this post to spare the innocent) it reads: "if i own my settings to secretively on photo scuttle does that means no one can see my pics? i’m anguished because i do have it fix to private but it says albums views 3 times?! what does that means? is it a safe orientation to cache all my pictures on? is there a more secure site?"
I'm baffled by the genius of this spammer... even his legit sentence doesn't work.
Three comments on the same post
These three comments were all on the same post of mine "Thoughts had before, during and after being hit by a bike."
Comment #1
The author: spufferaPaf
The comment: The matter is that…
Comment #2
The author: Sleegreda
The comment: I doubt it.
Comment #3
The author: algodoReage
The comment: On the contrary.
My thoughts
These are fucking hilarious. The fact that all of these posts are on the same blog, presumably because they registered that other people commented on this blog (spam comments on spam comments). But mostly I love these because if you put these three comments right next to each other it sounds like a Beckett play.
Vladimir: The matter is that...
Estragon: I doubt it.
(Pause)
Vladimir: On the contrary.
Fin
Comment #1
The author: spufferaPaf
The comment: The matter is that…
Comment #2
The author: Sleegreda
The comment: I doubt it.
Comment #3
The author: algodoReage
The comment: On the contrary.
My thoughts
These are fucking hilarious. The fact that all of these posts are on the same blog, presumably because they registered that other people commented on this blog (spam comments on spam comments). But mostly I love these because if you put these three comments right next to each other it sounds like a Beckett play.
Vladimir: The matter is that...
Estragon: I doubt it.
(Pause)
Vladimir: On the contrary.
Fin
Submitted May 5th, 9:09 PM
Who's it from: How I Was Able to Lose Thirty Póunds in Under a Month
The content: Hi, cool post. I have been pondering this topic,so thanks for posting. I’ll certainly be coming back to your blog. Keep up the good posts
My thoughts: This spammer went through the trouble of making the spam comment so generic that it might possibly be posted somewhere... you'd think with that much effort he'd have the common sense to make his screen name something other than "How I was able to lose thiry pounds in under a month."
The content: Hi, cool post. I have been pondering this topic,so thanks for posting. I’ll certainly be coming back to your blog. Keep up the good posts
My thoughts: This spammer went through the trouble of making the spam comment so generic that it might possibly be posted somewhere... you'd think with that much effort he'd have the common sense to make his screen name something other than "How I was able to lose thiry pounds in under a month."
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